DREYLOUVRE

Here are a few galleries o' Drey-brand dread for you to look at with your peepin' orbs.

Check back, it'll change every now and again.

(Obviously nuttin' here now, y'nutter! BUT KEEP THE FAITH.)

DREY WRITES

Writing is my jam. Poetry is my peanut butter. I am the bread. Just below you'll find my most recentest write-things. See the full collection of my webwords by clicking the "View All" button just there. PSA: Line-breaks fall apart here, so make sure to click on the link for the FULL EXPERIENCE!

Platypus Jowls

Platypus Jowls

September 20, 2017

Platypus jowls : next time someone yells out in frustration and I’m around, “Platypus jowls.” I’ll say it, is what I mean, as a defense mechanism, not for me but for society (so grand, so grand); just blurt out “Platypus jowls,” and then they’ll look at me, bemused, and I’ll just be there in my […]

Limoorick (HAH! Get it?)

Limoorick (HAH! Get it?)

September 20, 2017

There once were some cows eating grass and their stomachs produced lots of gas. Now, believe it or not, the planet’s real hot and I don’t think that we’re gonna last.

Sickness and Sweets

Sickness and Sweets

September 20, 2017

Last night, sick and in want of candy –in want of candy knowing nothing would make me sicker than a sampling of sweets– I came to the realization that the number of M&Ms I’ve eaten , in my life, up to this point, is greater than the number of years I can ever hope to […]

HELP DREY EAT

Hey y'all. Keep an eye here in the future for links to places where you can buy Drey-brand nonsense and help support my terrible addiction to food and/or BEING ALIVE.

Until I have that set up, please feel free to shoot an email to dreysleeps@gmail.com if you see any art or whatnot that you'd be interested in purchasing.

Thanks for stopping by!

Cheers,

Drey